Message to Occupants: We Are Your Friends

'Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft' is a very soothing song –– and one of the most pleasing Retro Active discoveries recently.

To honor the release of the new 'Star Trek' big screen adventure, let's find out what actually happened when The Carpenters and the original Starfleet Command of the United Federation of Planets joined forces. (Please note how Karen seems to get through to Spock; he is likely smitten by her logical but empathetic disposition.)

Ssshhhh, now let's watch, closely...

We've Only Just Begun

Not with white lace or promises, but with solid intentions. The goal being: to make retro "active" again, via current critiques. Or to critique that which is current –– with a retro mindset. And yes, we've just begun. (Cue the horns. And tambourine.)

Long ago, they were two fresh-faced kids from Downey, California, about to take over the 1970's with their incomparable brand of music. Still seems like no other voice comes close to Karen's, while no other pop composer is as sublime as Richard. The Carpenters are truly awesome, and it's high time they were inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. In fact, it's long overdue.

Next up, a review of 'I Love You, Man', starring Paul Rudd, Jason Segal and Rashida Jones, (daughter of lovely Peggy Lipton, pictured on the side rail.) See you then, man... Solid.